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RogerCalvillo1 Roger Calvillo

@AndrewBreitbart Ur a fat Ratchety bitch with a asshole wider than ur dads vagina, ur a waste of human space so sit yo ass down. Bitch.
5 minutes ago

Gobblemypubes Gobblemypubes

@AndrewBreitbart Yo bro, I heard you like to tongue-punch Rick Santorum’s dirt hole after you’ve filled it with your own semen.
6 minutes ago

MikeHerrmann13 Michael Herrmann

What I’m trying to say is that @andrewbreitbart is a cunt. A Jerry Falwell sized cunt.
7 minutes ago

MikeHerrmann13 Michael Herrmann

This fucking @andrewbreitbart piece of shit. Taking him seriously is the equivlant of looking to your ass for advice.
10 minutes ago

maffer11 Mike Kean

@AndrewBreitbart Eats the fetuses of pigs While masturbating to pics on some website called lemon party.
10 minutes ago

RobbazTube Robert Öberg

@AndrewBreitbart Thor told me that you were a evil person living on hatred and fear, as a viking lord i now have to rape and pillage you.
11 minutes ago

DefiledX Eric Jones

@AndrewBreitbart Mind me asking. But The Amazing Atheist, well… he fucked you in the ass. You mad bro?
11 minutes ago

RyanTamayo Ryan Tamayo

@AndrewBreitbart Uses the teeth of innocent children to sort his coke lines
13 minutes ago

JA3S_562 Jay Groves

@AndrewBreitbart Wow the amazing atheist really fucked you prison bitch style bro. How could you even think about anal fisting your mother?
13 minutes ago

MikeHerrmann13 Michael Herrmann

I mean this @andrewbreitbart guy came to my house sucked off my cat then just left. Typical conservative.
14 minutes ago

pmk422 Patrick Kelly

@AndrewBreitbart Do people actually take you seriously?
15 minutes ago

mcfawn1 Matt

@AndrewBreitbart Likes to anally rape his mother while taking it in the ass from his father.
17 minutes ago

JeisonOrtegaz Jeison Ortegaz

@AndrewBreitbart is a cock sucking pedophile who gets aroused uncontrollably when near little boys and girls. Boys, especially.
17 minutes ago

MikeHerrmann13 Michael Herrmann

@AndrewBreitbart will jerk off your animals and not have the decency to clean it up like man, you piece of shit.
18 minutes ago

LegendaryAsshol Balzan Cauckinand
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@WiFi_Ed @AndrewBreitbart No idea but let me know what the doctors say after your brain surgery
20 minutes ago

_hurg HURG Downing

@AndrewBreitbart You’re a faggot. That is all.
23 minutes ago

LegendaryAsshol Balzan Cauckinand

@AndrewBreitbart only edits videos so he can be loved, being unloved everywhere else. His followers are sheep, and he’s a dirty sheep fucker
23 minutes ago

LittmanRobert Robert Littman

@AndrewBreitbart is a child molester who gets off to inserting his penis into the rectum of orphan kittens.
25 minutes ago

JeisonOrtegaz Jeison Ortegaz

@AndrewBreitbart likes to slurp bodily fluids from old hags’ saggy vaginas and chew on his dad’s used condoms. Just putting that out there.
28 minutes ago

dchrnko Daniel Chrnko

@AndrewBreitbart ANDREW IS A GAY FAGGET WHO EATS HIS MAMAS SHIT I FUCK HIS PARENTS THEY SUCK FUCK THEM GO FUCK UR MOTHER ANDREW BITCH!! ASS!
31 minutes ago

Monkeyslayer1 Monkeyslayer shat on
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@AndrewBreitbart You’re a faggot.
36 minutes ago

ThornyMcBumFuck ThornedCactoMan

@AndrewBreitbart carries a picture of Anthony Weiner’s penis on his cell phone. No homo.
37 minutes ago

TheProgThinker Adam Field

@amazingatheist What does @AndrewBreitbart do when he’s not manipulating footage to ruin people’s lives? Probably spreading aids to Africans
45 minutes ago

Alecsmith6 Alec smith
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@AndrewBreitbart http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4ZdEPApZag&feature=feedu AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
47 minutes ago

CarlNakayama Carl Nakayama

@AndrewBreitbart is an un-fair douche, who is probably a pedophile. Oh, and he LOVES to fist kittens. – Carl
48 minutes ago

Alecsmith6 Alec smith

@AndrewBreitbart I heard you enjoy fisting your mom and fucking small children. Your a sick pervert and no 1 likes you freak.
53 minutes ago

d0ntb3mad Edward Young

@AndrewBreitbart Stop wasting our air and do this world a favor by killing yourself.
54 minutes ago

ed0206 edmund setyono

@AndrewBreitbart How the hell did you get ANthony Wiener’s pic if you weren’t banging porn stars?
1 hour ago

PnchTreesGtWood Duncan Kennedy

@AndrewBreitbart Does EVERYTHING you touch turn to shit or is it just the things that matter?
1 hour ago

oakwind Chris Rowan

@AndrewBreitbart Sucked Anthony Wieners cock, How else did he get those pics?
1 hour ago

0v3rk1ll David D

@AndrewBreitbart this guy is nothing more than a fat balding fuck that cant even fucking understand the human language fucking die already
1 hour ago

becker1219 Drew Becker

@AndrewBreitbart causes natural disasters, the god you pray to hates you #godie
1 hour ago

ErectusNippolus alexx

@AndrewBreitbart so I was on the Internet today and I heard you love the cock is that true?
1 hour ago

Xylogeist Chris M

@AndrewBreitbart You are scum, sir. Hopefully they will serve low-priced brains in the future, because your followers are in desperate need.
1 hour ago

IsaacRush Isaac Rush
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@iconsting @AndrewBreitbart Oh come on scooter you know you are. I did prove a point that you’re an idiot, but you make it oh so easy
1 hour ago

Deathclaw2010 Anthony Palmero

@AndrewBreitbart Hey, YOU ARE A DOUCHE BAG! Who the fuck is so evil that they would ruin Anthony Weiners life?! GO DIE ASSHOLE!!
1 hour ago

dogstar7tweets John Sheehan
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@Shoehanger @RebelPundit @AndrewBreitbart @michellemalkin @Foundingblogger Another whiny bully sniveling because the mean liberal scared him
1 hour ago

felixypanaque felix ypanaque

@AndrewBreitbart DOUCHBAG
1 hour ago

RyanBuhrman Ryan Buhrman

@AndrewBreitbart is a pretty big faggot, I’d say. I mean maybe he should do something for the world, instead of just taking up space.
1 hour ago

felixypanaque felix ypanaque

@AndrewBreitbart you sir are a DOUCHBAD
1 hour ago

Gayatheistpinko Michael Puma Tiger

@AndrewBreitbart Andrew Breitbart is a fascist.
1 hour ago

CCarpenterGK Charles Carpenter

@AndrewBreitbart you really do look like you’re taking a shit in your profile picture!
1 hour ago

coolerwesbox wesley friesen

@AndrewBreitbart lol fag u gonna retweet me?
1 hour ago

alpal800 alikz

@AndrewBreitbart is a douchey douche from douchville http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4ZdEPApZag&feature=channel_video_title
1 hour ago

Winrar18 brian sutton

@AndrewBreitbart You’re a massive cunt I hope you RT this so I can track down every retarded follower you have COME AT ME FAGGOT
1 hour ago

 

On Oct. 12, we shall hear again from Oslo, and I will be very surprised indeed if the peace prize is not awarded to Albert Gore Jr. (Don’t ask what a campaign against global warming has done for “peace”; that would be like asking what Mother Teresa or Henry Kissinger had ever done to reduce global conflict. The impression is the main thing.)

So, and if I am right, the former vice president will then complete a year in which An Inconvenient Truth has been awarded an Oscar and he has authored a best seller. Roll it round your tongue again: an Oscar, a best seller, and a Nobel Prize in the space of 12 months or so. Not bad. And meanwhile, the field of Democratic candidates looks—how shall one put it?—a trifle etiolated. Sen. Clinton may have succeeded in getting people to call her “Hillary” and to have made them feel resigned to her front-runnership, but what kind of achievement is that? Sen. Obama cannot possibly believe, and doesn’t even act as if he believes, that he can be elected president of the United States next year. John Edwards is a good man who is in politics for good reasons, but there is something about his populism that doesn’t quite—what’s the word?—translate.

Apart from the awards, not only could Gore claim that he had been a fairly effective senator and a reasonably competent vice president, he could also present himself in zeitgeist terms as the candidate who was on the right side of the two great overarching questions: the climate crisis and the war in Mesopotamia. Should I add that, whether or not he really won the Electoral College in 2000, he did manage to collect the majority of the popular vote? Several people, some of them well-informed, have been saying to me that Gore will wait until the Nobel committee’s announcement before he makes up his mind. Should he make up his mind to run, he could alter the entire equation.

Folks, it’s on.

UPDATE:  Dick Morris says it’s on, too.

 Former US Vice-President Al Gore is writing a book called The Path to Survival which will be a sequel to his 2006 Oscar-winning film An Inconvenient Truth. The book will follow on from the film, which was a hard-hitting documentary about the reality of climate change, and cover solutions to the potential catastrophes for mankind which may befall as a result of increasingly unpredictable weather patterns and global warming.

This is yet another installment of the most unconventional presidential campaign strategy in history.  Al Gore…intellectual, statesman, global warrior.  <GACK>

Dollars to doughnuts says that one of his “solutions” is to reduce carbon emissions.

Why, then, does he tool around in private Gulfstream jets?  Because he can.  He loves it.  He will never stop.  For as long as he lives, Gore will have a monstrous “carbon footprint” which no amount of scam carbon offsets will mitigate.

The majority will ignore this hypocrisy, since he needs to “spread his important message to the world.”

It’s a good thing Leonardo DiCaprio made so much money from “Titanic” a decade ago.

His environmental documentary, “The 11th Hour,” has been a total bust at the box office. After 18 days in release, the film has grossed only $417,913 from ticket sales. The 90-minute snore-fest is playing on 111 screens this week, but that number is likely to be reduced this Friday. The film will be sent to DVD heaven after that.

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A Russian filmmaker told us afterward that she was the only person in the room who was awake at one point.

I can believe it. “The 11th Hour” is grindingly boring. Basically, a series of scientists, one after another, warn the audience that the world is coming to an end. These talking heads are interspersed with stock footage of melting glaciers. The film has the effect of Ambien — with no hangover post-nap.

Zzzzzzzzz….

Former Tennessee Sen. and TV star Fred Thompson would lead the GOP pack and former Vice President Al Gore would top the Democratic slate should they decide to run, according to a statewide survey of 400 likely Republican and 400 likely Democratic primary voters in Michigan conducted last Wednesday through Monday by EPIC/MRA of Lansing.

Now, if you were Michigan, and wanted to see Gore off to a good start, you might try this: (CNN)

Michigan Gov. Jennifer Granholm has signed legislation moving her state’s 2008 presidential primary to January 15, temporarily placing it ahead of New Hampshire in the heavily front-loaded nominating calendar. The law went into effect Tuesday morning.

“While political maneuvering will no doubt continue, our move to January 15th is final,” Granholm, a Democrat, said in a statement.

The former first primary was New Hampshire. Now they have been leapfrogged. Should Gore be pleased? Absolutely. because of this– from Wapo:

If Mr. Gore got into the 2008 presidential nomination contest, he would edge out Mrs. Clinton in New Hampshire 32 percent to 26 percent and defeat the rest of the Democratic contenders, says a 7NEWS-Suffolk University poll of likely voters.

“Gore is the only Democrat, including Hillary, who can instantly melt the field,” said David Paleologos, director of the Suffolk University Political Research Center, which conducted the survey.

Should Gore win the first two primaries, he would smoothly sail to the nomination.

UPDATE:   Draft Gore Petition Nets More Than 1000 NH Voters

(Littleton, New Hampshire) – More than 1000 New Hampshire voters have signed a petition asking former Vice President Al Gore to enter the New Hampshire primary.

The draft Gore petition drive is being conducted this summer by volunteers from Draft Gore New Hampshire, a non-partisan, statewide grassroots organization based in Littleton.

“The results of our petition drive indicate that there is a strong undercurrent of support for Al Gore in New Hampshire which is not reflected accurately in polls or in the opinions of visiting out-of-state media pundits,” according to Farrell Seiler, statewide coordinator of the organization.

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  These volunteers are identifying Gore supporters, databasing voter lists, setting up telephone banks-preparing to turn out thousands of Gore supporters on Primary Day.

When Al Gore officially announces, says Seiler, “We’ll roll.”

“Only if he’s absolutely certain the other candidates could not win.”

—A top Al Gore coworker, regarding the almost-prez’s thoughts on running for the top job in 2008

Maybe it’ll be the Unity ticket I’ve been hearing about lately… Gore/Powell.

Hate to break it to y’all, but Gore would be almost unbeatable. (sigh)

When tallying the votes, the local party leaders considered both the “first choice” of voters and the “popularity” of candidates.

The popularity vote was important because it showed who voters would chose if Gore does not run.

Gore won the first choice by 51 percent, followed by Edwards with 17 percent, national front-runner Sen. Hillary Clinton with 14 percent, Sen. Barack Obama by 9 percent, Sen. Joe Biden by 6 percent and Rep. Dennis Kucinich by 3 percent.

Gore is biding his time…waiting for the most opportune moment to strike.

Maybe right after the Nobel Peace Prize is awarded. Gore is a nominee, and it is traditionally awarded in mid-October.

Unless they’re functionally mentally retarded.

Forget CO2…  I’m pretty sure she is one of the main causes of global warming.