Sorry, guys. I’ve been meaning to get a blogroll going, but it just hasn’t happened.
In the meantime, I’m ready to announce one of the two celebrities who will be the recipient of a Celebrity Carbon Offset.
None other than Hollywood heartthrob of hotness….
Leonardo DiCaprio.
INTERVIEWER: OK, Leo… let’s see some of your acting chops. Show us, without using words, how strong your critical thinking skills are.
He really is a shameless shill for the Goracle. It’s sad that showmanship triumphs over substance and science.
Here’s one of his houses.
I wonder how big the garage is? How many carbon-spouting plane rides to get to an fro? Some of those big budget movies film in remote locations… how many people have to fly there? I’m just sayin’ … movie credits are pretty long.
He definitely deserves this Celebrity Carbon Offset.
Above illustration from The Ryskind Sketchbook.


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