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From The Ryskind Sketchbook: 

Dire Straits- Money For Nothing (Skeptic Edition)

Now look at them yo-yo’s thats the way you do it
They say there’s somethin’ wrong with farts for free.
That aint workin thats the way you do it
Just sell some offsets or maybe plant a tree.

Now that aint workin thats the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys sell dumb
Paying no attention to the clear thinkers
Maybe they’ll quit talkin’ out their bum.

We gotta install home composters
Custom eco-technology
We’ve been told we’re all mini-toasters.
It’s what Gore said on my TV.

See the VP with his ego and slideshow
Yeah buddy, it’s all hot air
That former VP got his own jet airplane
That former VP hes a millionaire

We gotta install home composters
Custom eco-technology
We’ve been told we’re all mini-toasters.
It’s what Gore said on my TV.

I shoulda learned to be like Al Gore
I shoulda learned to prey on the dumb.
Look at that Obama, he got it stickin’ in the camera
Man we could have some fun
And he’s up there, whats that? Giggling noises?
He’s laughin’ out his lungs as he plants that tree.
That aint workin thats the way you do it
Get your money for nothin’, and campaign for free

We gotta install home composters
Custom eco-technology
We’ve been told we’re all mini-toasters.
It’s what Gore said on my TV.

Now that aint workin thats the way you do it
Just spoutin’ fear on my cable TV
That aint workin thats the way you do it
Money for “offsets” as you plant a tree
Money for nothin and my farts aren’t free.

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