Sgt. Albert’s Warming Farts Club Band

It was twenty years ago today,
Sgt. Albert had to have his way,
He’s been going in and out of style,
But now the climate of the Earth is on trial.

So may I introduce to you,
The people spouting all these fears…
Sgt. Albert’s Warming Farts Club Band.

We’re Sgt. Albert’s Warming Farts Club Band,
We hope you will enjoy the show,
We’re Sgt. Albert’s Warming Farts Club Band,
Sit back and let the preaching flow.

Sgt. Albert’s Warming, Sgt. Albert’s Warming,
Sgt. Albert’s Warming Farts Club Band.

It’s much too hot to be here,
I know it “may sound shrill.”
You’re such a clueless audience,
We’d love to sell you offsets, yes
We’ll neu-tra-lize your home.

I don’t really want to stop the snow,
But I thought that you might like to know,
That my scary science isn’t wrong,
And I want you all to sing along.

So let me introduce to you
The one and only Chilly Shears
And Sgt. Albert’s Warming Farts Club Band.

An Inconvenient Skeptic

The Story Of A Climate Porn Addict

There’s a happy ending to the story, well worth a peek. Click the “Earth” to go the article.

“At first, it was just a mild interest in climate change..a little warming here, a little less sea ice there”, Jason recalled. “But then it got more serious. Melting ice caps, rapidly rising sea levels, tsunamis and super-hurricanes destroying cities….I was hooked.”

“Small disasters would no longer interest me. Who really cares about a few extinct species, or the change of a maple forest to an oak forest over 50 years? It was the intense stuff that I sought out more and more.”, said Jason.

Maybe there’s a twelve step program for this kind of thing.

“Hello my name is Skeptic, and I’m a climaholic….”