Madonna Would Vote For Gore Over Hillary

An endorsement from the Material Girl.

 Pop superstar Madonna would throw her support behind Al Gore if he decided to run for US president in 2008. Madonna told German weekly newspaper Die Zeit she had “deep respect for Hillary Clinton as a woman,” but thought Gore was a “great guy.”

“I would publicly support him if he joins the race,” Madonna said, adding she had been impressed by his stance on environmental issues.

 Maybe she’ll sing “White Heat,” or “Drowned World,” or “Fever” or “Burning Up” for the Goracle’s Magical Musical Tour (see below).

Part Of Gore’s “Mass Persuasion” Campaign

He really said that. Yesterday. “Mass persuasion.” He’s said it before, as well. I thought the debate was over. What’s with the sales job?  Or is it subliminal advertising?

He’s calling upon the mighty forces of Snoop Dogg, The Red-Hot Chili Peppers, Foo Fighters, Faith Hill and others to help him proselytize an estimated 2 billion people.

Let’s take a look at these performers.

Snoop Dogg- This is one rapper who routinely has fire in his face, yaknowwhatimeanandithinkyoudo. I mean, isn’t that guy made of weed, or something?

The Red-Hot Chili Peppers- Red and hot and chili and peppers! Man, can somebody open a window or turn on the AC?

Foo Fighters- Foo Fighters were spherical glowing objects seen by pilots during WWII…they are today’s UFO’s

Faith Hill- Faith Hill is hot. Here’s proof.

Live Earth kicks off July 7th, and will blaze through all seven continents.

Should be the hottest ticket in town.